Hey Boneheads, this is your go-to tee when you don’t want to think about what to wear, and you don’t give a shit about impressing anyone.
Don;t worry, you’ll still look like you’ve got your shit together… but we know the truth, don’t we?
This Soft ring-spun cotton feels good on skin, not that that cardboard bullshit you get when your mom buys your clothes. It’s breathable enough to survive long days doing jack shit and late nights, doing even less.
Wear it standalone when you’re feeling saucy, layer it when the weather gets weird, or just cram it into a bag and forget about it until it starts to smell bad, whatever. You do you, boo, but whatever you do, you’ll look decent enough.
*Hey… Some color come raw and unprocessed with natural flecking, because perfection is stupid and we ain’t trying that hard. Get over it.
Product features
– 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, smooth hand-feel
– Tubular knit (no side seams) for a cleaner silhouette and less fabric waste
– Ribbed crew neck with shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
– Pearlized tear-away label and ethically sourced cotton; Oeko-Tex certified
– DTG prints for body and DTF for sleeves/inner neck; durable print-ready surface
Care instructions
– Do not dryclean
– Do not bleach
– Tumble dry: low heat
– Iron, steam or dry: low heat
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.00 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 7.99 | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 | 9.72 | 9.96 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |








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